Gate crasher 300 words

Gate Crasher

A man eating tiger, who has killed three people in the past two years, tried to break into Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s wedding.

The aristocratic wedding between Katy and Russell was almost eradicated by a man eating tiger, which dismounted off the wall after being attracted by noise and light at the $5000 000 venue. He also tried to somersault a third wall which was almost 50ft away from the couple.

The colourful Hindu ceremony took place at the Aman-i-khas resort on the edge of the Ragasthani nature reserve with 85 friends and family attending.

Brad disbursed thousands of dollars on Indian tiger, Machli, as ‘the epitome of beauty’ ruminating his affection for singer Katy. However Katy, who already has a cat called Kitty Purry, reconciled that she would leave the tiger in her jungle home, and vindicates that the money Russell paid would go to the tiger’s welfare.

Rumours are said to be flying around that despite Katy pleading for privacy, her and Russell are to sell their wedding photos to OK magazine. However, Russell re-confirmed today that they would not be selling their photos to anyone, as they wanted a private wedding with only their close friends and family attending.

As well as a tiger, Katy was also given a ruby which is said to possess ‘protective powers’, while Katy decided to give her man a baby elephant as a ‘token of love’.

In consonance with witnesses, a bird anticipated a long life, long marriage and a long successful career for both the bride and groom. The wedding was reported to have been very authentic, with Indian musicians singing and playing the sitr, santoor, tabla and nagaras. The couple sat in gold thrones and the pair then made speeches which lasted a 30 minutes.  AWWWW!